She actually said yes. She agreed to be my KH. I’ve been simping for months, and now she’s finally mine. I keep looking at our chat to make sure I’m not dreaming
My bf thinks I’m totally vanilla and shy, but it’s all a lie. I want to tell him exactly what to do and watch him obey. He’s gonna be so shook when I finally snap and take over. I’m just waiting for the perfect moment to drop the act
I have a private album in my hidden folder that’s just screenshots of her Instagram stories. I’m literally down bad and jerking off to her selfies every single night. It’s toxic, I know, but I’m obsessed. I feel like I know her better than her actual bf does, even if we’ve never spoken
I spent an hour figuring out exactly what time he gets coffee so I can run into him. I bought the exact same latte so I have an excuse to ask how it tastes. I’m literally standing here shaking, pretending to be on my phone like I didn’t plan this whole thing. If this works, I’m basically a cinematic genius. If not, I’m moving to another country
I used to hate math, but now I’m failing on purpose just to get extra help after class. I watch his hands when he writes on the whiteboard and literally forget how to add 2+2